Things I have:
A bottle of wine.
The desire to drink a bottle of wine.
A never-used doorstop with a nice coarsely-threaded head.
Things I don't have:
A corkscrew.
Genius.
3.24.2007
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Because mumbling to myself on the train doesn't help either of us waste time at work.
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This is why we are friends.
Brilliant! Who says growing up watching tv is a waste of time?
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